December 2011
I wish I was alive during the generation of when...
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...
if so…
hello there .
Real beauty is not skin deep.
Going to bed, goodnight everyone.
Leave me a message? Maybe it’ll make me feel less worthless >.>
asphyxiatingnoise:
can I feel beautiful yet?
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
ratherdielaughing:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
do you ever feel like you get uglier and uglier...
That one kid that cries when they get a bad grade
lolsofunny:
they’re there like:
The rest of the class is just there like:
Watchstarlit—nights:
lanceristheman:
cutthroatkid:
reblog everytime. omg.
(via blanklove)
Me: Can you grow please?
Hair: No
Boobs: No
Penis: No
Big right toe: No
Stomach: Okay!
pitchblackglow:
i’m such a hopeless romantic. fml.
When your teachers extends a due date
